Author: Eoin Colfer
Genre: Thriller
Recommended to: Colfer fans and nobody else
Recommended age group: Adults (author’s
recommendation)
Rating: 3/10
Publisher’s write-up:
‘”Once
I’ve hair, I’ll be happy”. At least that’s what Irish ex-army sergeant Daniel
McEvoy tells himself.
As
doorman at a seedy New Jersey casino, dealing with unpleasant customers, a
psychotic neighbour and a receding hairline are all part of Dan’s daily grind.
Then he has a particularly bad day. Not only does his friend, dodgy doctor Zeb
Kronski, mysteriously disappear, but Dan’s sometime-girlfriend, casino hostess
Connie, is found with a hole in her head.
Dan’s
a hard man with a soft centre and he’s been framed for a crime he didn’t commit.
Drawn into a deadly chain of events where a cop-killing female cop becomes his
only ally and he makes an enemy of ruthless drug-dealer Mike Madden, Dan
discovers that his battle against baldness is the least of his worries.’
Eoin Colfer, the author of the best selling
Artemis Fowl series, tried to come out of his adolescence, and when I say
adolescence, I mean Eoin Colfer, the author. Although he mainly writes fantasy,
he did try to come out of that world on three occasions, them being the work of
Half Moon Investigations, Airman and the continuation of the late Douglas Adams’
Hitchhiker’s guide to Galaxy, And Another Thing. However, this is Colfer’s
first original work meant for adults and is also his crime debut.
Review
Plugged is a story about an ex-military man
who had served the Irish Army Daniel McEvoy and is now just a doorman at a
casino in a fictitious New Jersey town, Cloisters. Apparently he has no
problems, with only tonsorial concerns, as he looks like a seventy year old due
to his baldness; until one day when he picks a fight with a certain influential
lawyer. Since then, his colleague and girlfriend, Connie is found dead, his
former employer and friend, Doctor Zeb Kronski goes missing, presumably dead, his house is ransacked and the worst part is that he is the prime suspect is Connie's murder case. He is being chased by a very dangerous drug dealer and
the certain lawyer whom he had insulted at the casino. The only person on Dan’s
side is a female police detective, a sort of ally who’d make you prefer your
enemy. But Dan himself is a very dangerous fellow, who has undergone rigid
military training but at the same time, has some psychological problems, such
as, his missing friend’s personality was in his mind, created out of his
imagination and had conversations with him.
While Colfer is to be appreciated for
trying to display his versatility and that is probably the only reason for
which he needs to be appreciated for, as well. I felt that the plot was bad, to say the least, and the
sequence of events occasionally made me wonder whether there was a plot at all.
The writing was dull and I guess the author thinks that if he uses a couple of
swear words in every page, he has successfully written a novel for adults. When
I read a couple of pages from Ian Rankin’s ‘Strip Jack’, I felt, ‘this is the
way in which a crime / thriller novel ought to be written. What Colfer has
written is absolute nonsense’.
I couldn’t differentiate between the plot
and the sub-plot, probably there were two plots but they had one thing in
common, both were lousy. I guess this is the first time Colfer has thought of
setting his story somewhere outside the British Isles but, it wouldn’t have
made a difference whether he had it in US or anywhere else since in any case,
it is taking place at a fictitious suburb and I could hardly see anything
American in the characters who were in the novel.
The bottom-line is that Plugged is that it is a very silly and childish thriller and just an
overpriced novel which I shan’t recommend to anyone and the current thriller
writers have need not fear about Colfer at all if this is going to be his standard.
Summary
While some might say that I’m being too
harsh on Colfer since this is his first novel for adults, personally, I’ve very
high expectations on Eoin Colfer. His Artemis Fowl series was the work that
triggered the reading interest in me, who till then had been very sceptical
about the particular hobby and it could be said that Astute is there today only
because of Colfer. While I read several reviews before reading any novel, I had
promised myself that I shall not read any reviews and the review I write for
Plugged would be completely my own.
I have very high expectations on the
upcoming last Artemis Fowl novel, that is due to come in another three days, 10th
July, 2012 that is. I hope it doesn’t turn out to be as disappointing as
Plugged.
I’d give this novel a rating of 3/10 and I
could perhaps say that I’m being a little generous while I’m doing so. Nevertheless,
I shall not write Colfer off completely as his first Artemis Fowl novel by
itself wasn’t all that impressive but he could pick up in the upcoming novels
and I hope he manages to lodge a strong comeback in his next thriller novel if
at all he decides to write one again.
Have a nice day,
Andy